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Bad Monkey by Carl Hiaasen has his usual entertaining blend of chaos and humor set in Florida.  Yancy, a Key West cop, is in trouble over assaulting his girlfriend’s husband with a home cleaning appliance, his choice of venue was unfortunately quite public and cell phone videos proliferated.  This hot headed misbehavior may cost him a job he is both good at and enjoys. The new police chief possesses political aspirations; he is most concerned with keeping the local business community and tourists happy.  A detective starring on YouTube assaulting a citizen gets Yancy busted down to roach patrol. An assignment that plays havoc with his appetite. When a fisherman snags a human arm the chief just wants it to go away.  Yancy is curious about who was attached to the appendage and what might have happened to him.  They are at cross purposes, but Yancy has the vain hope that solving the increasingly complicated mystery will put him back in the chief’s good graces after his rather public plunge into YouTube notoriety.  Adding to Yancy’s trouble is the new house next door.  I really feel for Yancy, I also live next door to an unattractive gargantuan edifice constructed with no sensitivity to either aesthetics, the community or the environment. Like the house next door to mine, the new house next door to Yancy totally fails to blend into its forest setting.  Felling trees, altering the habitat of wildlife, looming over the neighbors, altering the natural light, and causing a blight on the sylvan setting clearly shows the me-only attitude of having more money than sense. Haven’t these people heard of conspicuous consumption, carbon footprints, environmental enlightenment or obscene opulence?  Fortunately for my neighbor I do not have Yancy’s streak of retaliatory invention, but it was fun reading and made me chuckle. Hiaasen has a whole subplot going on the many ways Yancy  plagues the developer next door.  Then there is the monkey, an animal with a serious attitude issue. The action goes all over the place; from Yancy’s campaign against his next door neighbor in the Florida Keys, to Miami where he romances a comely coroner, to the Bahamas where his path crosses with the monkey.  Hiaasen is shocking and outrageously funny.  It is summer, time for fun!

— Deon Stonehouse


Andrew Yancy late of the Miami Police and soon-to-be-late of the Monroe County sheriff's office has a human arm in his freezer. There's a logical (Hiaasenian) explanation for that, but not for how and why it parted from its shadowy owner. Yancy thinks the boating-accident/shark-luncheon explanation is full of holes, and if he can prove murder, the sheriff might rescue him from his grisly Health Inspector gig (it's not called the roach patrol for nothing). But first this being Hiaasen country Yancy must negotiate an obstacle course of wildly unpredictable events with a crew of even more wildly unpredictable characters, including his just-ex lover, a hot-blooded fugitive from Kansas; the twitchy widow of the frozen arm; two avariciously optimistic real-estate speculators; the Bahamian voodoo witch known as the Dragon Queen, whose suitors are blinded unto death by her peculiar charms; Yancy's new true love, a kinky coroner; and the eponymous bad monkey, who with hilarious aplomb earns his place among Carl Hiaasen's greatest characters.
Here is Hiaasen doing what he does better than anyone else: spinning a tale at once fiercely pointed and wickedly funny in which the greedy, the corrupt, and the degraders of what's left of pristine Florida now, of the Bahamas as well get their comeuppance in mordantly ingenious, diabolically entertaining fashion.

"From the Hardcover edition.

About the Author

CARL HIAASEN was born and raised in Florida. He is the author of twelve previous novels, including the best-selling Star Island, Nature Girl, Skinny Dip, Sick Puppy, and Lucky You, and four best-selling children's books, Chomp, Hoot, Flush, and Scat. His most recent work of nonfiction is The Downhill Lie: A Hacker's Return to a Ruinous Sport. He also writes a weekly column for The Miami Herald.

Praise For…

Praise for Bad Monkey
“[A] comedic marvel . . . [Hiaasen] hasn’t written a novel this funny since Skinny Dip. . . . Beautifully constructed.”
—Janet Maslin, The New York Times
“[A] deliciously zany romp. Buckle up for the ride.”
Bad Monkey boils over with corruption and comeuppance. And yes, there’s a monkey.”
O, The Oprah Magazine
“[A] rollicking misadventure in the colorful annals of greed and corruption in South Florida. . . . Hiaasen has a peculiar genius for inventing grotesque creatures . . . that spring from the darkest impulses of the id. But he also writes great heroes.”
—Marilyn Stasio, The New York Times
“This ‘Triple-F’—fierce, funny, and Floridian . . . enfolds corruption, greed, mayhem, and very funny social satire in the way that only Hiaasen does it.”
Reader’s Digest
“[Hiaasen is] one of America’s premier humorists.”
—Rege Behe, Pittsburgh Tribune-Review
“No one writes about Florida with a more wicked sense of humor than Hiaasen.”
—Jocelyn McClurg, USA Today
“The gold standard for South Florida criminal farce.”
Kirkus Reviews
“Inspired . . . Another marvelously entertaining Hiaasen adventure.”
Publishers Weekly
“Hiaasen is laugh-out-loud funny and thoroughly entertaining.”
—Thomas Gaughan, Booklist (starred)

Praise for the work of Carl Hiaasen
“Carl Hiaasen isn’t just Florida’s sharpest satirist—he’s one of the few funny writers left in the whole country . . . I think of him as a national treasure.”
—Malcolm Jones, Newsweek
“Does anyone remember what we did for fun before Hiaasen began turning out his satirical comedies?”
—Alan Cheuse, San Francisco Chronicle
“Hiaasen [is] a superb national satirist . . . A great American writer about the great American subjects of ambition, greed, vanity and disappointment.”
—Mark Harris, Entertainment Weekly
“Hiaasen’s wasteland is as retributive as Cormac McCarthy’s, but funnier. . . .  [His] pacing is impeccable, and the scenes follow one another like Lay’s potato chips.”
—John Leland, The New York Times Book Review
“Hiaasen [is] king of the screwball comedies . . . A truly original comic novelist . . . The charismatic, animated characters deliver lines that will bring tears of laughter to even the most jaundiced readers . . . This is top-notch storytelling by a truly original comic novelist.”
—Clayton Moore, Rocky Mountain News
“Carl Hiaasen is a lot like Evelyn Waugh. . . . Both simmer with rage; both are consumed with the same overwhelming vision . . . [both] write the funniest English of this century.”
—Carolyn See, The Washington Post
“Hiaasen [is] in the company of Preston Sturges, Woody Allen, and S. J. Perelman.”
—Janet Maslin, The New York Times
“A big-hearted and deeply funny book . . . All of Carl Hiaasen’s obsessions are on full-tilt boogie.”
—Adam Woog, The Seattle Times
“Hiaasen, like Elmore Leonard, shouldn’t be missed. . . . Hiaasen throws his colorful characters into an increasingly frenetic mix, and the fun lies in watching how, or if, they’ll manage to extricate themselves.”
—David Lazarus, San Francisco Chronicle
“Whenever it seems as if he might be running out of oxen to gore, Hiaasen comes up with fresh victims for his killing wit. [He is] Florida’s most entertainingly indignant social critic . . . Outlandish events soar on the exuberance of Hiaasen’s manic style, a canny blend of lunatic farce and savage satire.”
—Marilyn Stasio, The New York Times Book Review
“A whole lot ‘Survivor,’ a little bit ‘The Tempest,’ with a pinch of Laurel and Hardy . . . Hiaasen is always good for a number of laugh-aloud scenes and lines . . . His ear is pitch-perfect.”
—Alan Michael Parker, Atlanta Journal-Constitution
“Hilarious . . . A lifelong resident of the Sunshine State, [Hiaasen’s] novels have always addressed the state’s ecological and social ills with scathing satire, ironic comeuppance and an ever-evolving sensibility.”
—Dan Lopez, Time Out New York

Product Details
ISBN: 9780804120968
ISBN-10: 080412096X
Large Print: Yes
Publisher: Random House Large Print Publishing
Publication Date: June 11th, 2013
Pages: 479
Language: English