Bad Monkey (Paperback)

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Bad Monkey by Carl Hiaasen has his usual entertaining blend of chaos and humor set in Florida.  Yancy, a Key West cop, is in trouble over assaulting his girlfriend’s husband with a home cleaning appliance, his choice of venue was unfortunately quite public and cell phone videos proliferated.  This hot headed misbehavior may cost him a job he is both good at and enjoys. The new police chief possesses political aspirations; he is most concerned with keeping the local business community and tourists happy.  A detective starring on YouTube assaulting a citizen gets Yancy busted down to roach patrol. An assignment that plays havoc with his appetite. When a fisherman snags a human arm the chief just wants it to go away.  Yancy is curious about who was attached to the appendage and what might have happened to him.  They are at cross purposes, but Yancy has the vain hope that solving the increasingly complicated mystery will put him back in the chief’s good graces after his rather public plunge into YouTube notoriety.  Adding to Yancy’s trouble is the new house next door.  I really feel for Yancy, I also live next door to an unattractive gargantuan edifice constructed with no sensitivity to either aesthetics, the community or the environment. Like the house next door to mine, the new house next door to Yancy totally fails to blend into its forest setting.  Felling trees, altering the habitat of wildlife, looming over the neighbors, altering the natural light, and causing a blight on the sylvan setting clearly shows the me-only attitude of having more money than sense. Haven’t these people heard of conspicuous consumption, carbon footprints, environmental enlightenment or obscene opulence?  Fortunately for my neighbor I do not have Yancy’s streak of retaliatory invention, but it was fun reading and made me chuckle. Hiaasen has a whole subplot going on the many ways Yancy  plagues the developer next door.  Then there is the monkey, an animal with a serious attitude issue. The action goes all over the place; from Yancy’s campaign against his next door neighbor in the Florida Keys, to Miami where he romances a comely coroner, to the Bahamas where his path crosses with the monkey.  Hiaasen is shocking and outrageously funny.  It is summer, time for fun!

— Deon Stonehouse


Coming as an Apple Original series from Ted Lasso co-creator Bill Lawrence and starring Vince Vaughn, here is a gleefully zany and incisively sharp tale from "the funniest important writer in America" (Miami Herald).

Andrew Yancy-late of the Miami Police and soon-to-be-late of the Monroe County sheriff's office-has a human arm in his freezer. There's a logical (Hiaasenian) explanation for that, but not for how and why it parted from its shadowy owner. Yancy thinks the boating-accident/shark-luncheon explanation is full of holes, and if he can prove murder, the sheriff might rescue him from his grisly Health Inspector gig (it's not called the roach patrol for nothing).

But first-this being Hiaasen country-Yancy must negotiate an obstacle course of wildly unpredictable events with a crew of even more wildly unpredictable characters, including his just-ex lover, a hot-blooded fugitive from Kansas; the twitchy widow of the frozen arm; two avariciously optimistic real-estate speculators; the Bahamian voodoo witch known as the Dragon Queen, whose suitors are blinded unto death by her peculiar charms; Yancy's new true love, a kinky coroner; and the eponymous bad monkey-who just may be one of Carl Hiaasen's greatest characters.

About the Author

Carl Hiaasen was born and raised in Florida. He is the author of nineteen novels, including Skinny Dip, Sick Puppy, Stormy Weather, Basket Case, and, for young readers, Flush and Hoot. He also writes a regular column for the Miami Herald.

Praise For…

"[A] comedic marvel . . . [Hiaasen] hasn't written a novel this funny since Skinny Dip. . . . Beautifully constructed."—Janet Maslin, The New York Times

"[A] deliciously zany romp. Buckle up for the ride."—People

"Bad Monkey boils over with corruption and comeuppance. And yes, there's a monkey."—O, The Oprah Magazine

"[A] rollicking misadventure in the colorful annals of greed and corruption in South Florida. . . . Hiaasen has a peculiar genius for inventing grotesque creatures . . . that spring from the darkest impulses of the id. But he also writes great heroes."—Marilyn Stasio, The New York Times

"This 'Triple-F'-fierce, funny, and Floridian . . . enfolds corruption, greed, mayhem, and very funny social satire in the way that only Hiaasen does it."—Reader's Digest

"[Hiaasen is] one of America's premier humorists."—Rege Behe, Pittsburg Tribune-Review

"No one writes about Florida with a more wicked sense of humor than Hiaasen."—Jocelyn McClurg, USA Today

"The gold standard for South Florida criminal farce."—Kirkus Reviews

"Inspired . . . Another marvelously entertaining Hiaasen adventure."—Publishers Weekly

"Hiaasen is laugh-out-loud funny and thoroughly entertaining."—Thomas Gaughan, Booklist (starred)

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Product Details
ISBN: 9780446556149
ISBN-10: 0446556149
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Publication Date: June 3rd, 2014
Pages: 400
Language: English